Witchitaw Kansas. Reporter 'Mr. J'
This story just came in over the wire... According to several witnesses, well known clown Ronald Mcdonald while standing in front of Papa Johns, just killed the Burger King over a broad named 'Wendy'. We repeat. Ronald mcdonald has just killed the Burger King!
After a brief car chase and difficult struggle with police, Mcdonald was immediately apprehended. Upon his being handcuffed and led away, Mcdonald bitterly denied that the incident between him and the Burger King was over a red headed woman, and instead insisted that the Burger King was in all actuality a..... "Dairy Queen!", who had approached him 'inappropiately' by saying, "My burgers are flame broiling for you Ronnie!". And.... " You hold the pickle while I'll spread the lettuce!".
According to his good friend 'Popeye', Mcdonald has retained the infamous 'Roy Rodgers' as his attorney in this case. However, Popeye believes that the evidence against his friend of several years is so 'overwheming' in this matter that he's been quoted by several sources as saying, "The clown's definately going to the 'Sizzler' on this one!".
The king of course is survived by his two sons 'Whopper' and 'Whopper jr.' and reportedly by a 'third' illegitimate son who's name according to many is...... 'Big Mac'. An individual who some say was the 'real' reason for this latest fallout between the famous clown and the king.
This dramatic case is scheduled to be heard in County Court before Judge 'Applebees' in part 'Seven-Eleven'.
According to family spokesperson 'Benny-Hana', memorial services for the king is expected to be held at 'Church's' on 'Fridays'.
Have any comments? Know anything about this matter that you'd like to share with us? Do you believe that the clown's going down to China town on this one?. Or, that the king was a 'flaming arrow' as was suggested?
Do you believe that we should organize a huge 'McMovement' all over the damn country to free Ronald or that you'd simply like to hear more from the 'red headed heifer' before you pass judgement?
Let us know what you think. Share your thoughts with this community by placing them in the comments section below. We'd love to hear from you.
In the meantime, stay tuned in the upcoming weeks for further developments in this sad but still unfolding story.
This has been Fred Jenkins reporting from Witchitaw Kansas, for Blah-Blah-Blah Blog news.
1 comment:
I love you short story it was clever indeed do you own it? maybe you should get into story telling, that may be your nitch...
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